Naughty Poems
Kissing is a habit
****ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a ******
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Oh Father. Oh,
Father. I have come 2 confess.
I have just left a girl in a terrible mess.
Her blouse is al tattered, her t*ts are all bare,
There's a lump in her belly that shouldn't be there.
Oh, son. Oh, son. With u I invex.
When I was ur age, I used a Durex.
Oh, Father, Oh, Father. Don't be unjust.
I used one too, but the f--king thing bust!
It is so hard to
read your wonderful prose
when beneath you lies a hilarious ode
I am sitting here laughing aloud
As I read down to scott I pissed myself aloud
So this naughty verse
Is the cause and effect
first the romance does look it
Till I get sight of scotts nantucket
A Naughty Little
Poem
She whispered 'will it hurt me? '
'Of course not' answered he
'It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me.'
She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.'
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
'Calm yourself' he whispered
'His face filled with a grin
'Try and open wider
So I can get it in.'
'It's coming now' he whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said 'I am glad I'm having this.'
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while.'
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind! !
Sticks and stones
may breaks my bones,
but whips and chains excite me
so throw me down and smack my ass
and show me that you like me
Mary had a little
skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her ......
(but she didn't wear that one very often)
Kissing is a
habit,Fcuking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure,Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure,9 months in pain,3 days in hospital
A baby without a name,The baby is a bastard
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Holy mother, full
of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his privates, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fcuked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
2 4 6 8 feelin
horny cnt w8
3 5 6 9 want ur body nex 2 mine
A B C D com n lie on top of me
U V W X tex me wen u feel like sex
If we make an
earnest attempt
to trace the roots of Naughty
Christmas Poems we might just end up finding
a positive familiarity with parodies.
Sex is when a
guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
or do you need a demonstration
I never believed
what people said
That me missus liked other blokes in her bed
So I'll tell you my story,
Each word it is true
Just in case it should happen to you
Came home from work
Early one night
Walked into my house
And had quite a fright
My missus was chained
From her toes to her head!
She saw me and fainted -
When recovered she said......
Shy is blue
water is wet I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
moving up and down
slowly but firmly
we'll move the ground